Dear Heather, I desperately need your professional/unprofessional assistance in overcoming an issue that is currently plaguing women across the nation. No, it’s not COVID-19, but a serious byproduct of that terrible disease. I need your advice as I know you have dealt with this long before the virus and seem to have always handled it with great ease. I’ll just say it: MYHUSBANDWORKSFROMHOMENOW. He used to go into the office despite corona, and that was cool. Then, one day, hi

Remember that scene in Shawshank Redemption when the warden opens the solitary confinement door, and Andy squints against the blinding light? That was me the other day when I stepped outside and saw the Amazon delivery guy. “Ehhh ehhh,” I said, the isolation of Phase 3 clearly having impacted my language skills. The chicken wing, lodged between my teeth, serving as both snack and toothpick, didn’t help my soft palette. The driver eyed the grass, to avoid my mouth appendage, I